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Well... [14 May 2006|11:46am]

[ mood | thirsty ]

what can i say.... awesome day, drank way to much and said some silly and funny things... Then had a McDonalds and it all went a bit bad.... LOL... Very bad.

Lesson learned! Never eat 2.5 burgers after about 15 doubles of Vodka... Before the night is over, you will see the burgers once more :(

That's my WKD for the weekend.

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Offended. [12 May 2006|09:08am]

[ mood | shocked ]

Cain, i am very disappointed in you!

You have 'girls' in the interests list, what about 'boys' huh?

Very upset :(

You WKD pretender!

ps. i have found a new love for J2O.

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It's Cian, Jim, but not as we know him... [09 Apr 2006|11:58pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Just thought people might like to see this very disturbing sight


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[27 Mar 2006|01:25pm]

Follow up to just_jazz and don_cione's posts.

Nope, i'm better than all of you.

Friday: Me, Vinny and Glen get thru 40 (yes 40!) cans of beer between us. And Glen left early so Vin and i are taking most of the credit.

Saturday: I don't remember but i woke up in my clothes on Sunday so it's safe to say i had a wee sherry (or 20).

I am depressed, hear me belch! ;o)
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[27 Mar 2006|09:43am]

feel like of late ive reclaimed my title as a proper Well Known Drunk so i thought id better post here again and say:

monday night: a few doubles after work

tuesday night: i drank a whole 70cl bottle of JD, mostly in one go.

thursday night: a nice single to tide me over

friday night: got back from work, cracked open a bottle and then after a few went out for a meal with the family, made much bearable by a couple more doubles with my dad :), finished off the night by watching predator and drinking some more :).

Woke up saturday and finished off my last drink from the night before.... mmmmmm... nice flat coke and JD :) lol. Then a bit later headed to the flapper, where i started drinking at about 3 :) had three doubles in the first hour and was nicely wobbly. carried on drinking for the rest of the day, sadly without getting very drunk, just very hyper and probably a bit scary, lol. Had a double Jim Beam and coke in the Rose (mmmm) and then later on to Eddies for more JDs and coke, vodka redbulls to keep me going and in a desperate attempt to get more tipsy some red wine stolen from toxicpixie.

All in all i drank a monstrous amount of alcohol, cheers to all the other WKD's out there, keep the faith brothers and sisters :D
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[01 Mar 2006|04:52pm]

apologies for the slackness, ive mostly been sober...ish.

anyway.... like a proper WKD i think tonight will involve me, alone in my room with Mr. John Daniels.

might even play patience with real cards for a while too.

if anyone wants to have a funny conversation, ring or text me at about 10, ill be nicely hammered by then.

roll on the WKD goodness!
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Pub Quiz [25 Nov 2005|01:39pm]

[ mood | happy ]

Well i guess it's down to me to tell you that i don't drink, don't sing along to Status Quo songs, don't attempt to sexee-dance with just_jazz and don't get involved in group swayalongs to cheesey rock songs. I am far above such behaviour.

I sat and did the pub quiz like a nice girl and was gracious about coming third. And of course i had none of the consolation prize wine. Well, what did you expect? ;o)

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okay [19 Nov 2005|01:52pm]

tonight marks my 3rd week without alcohol, yes, thats right, in the last three weeks the closest ive come to having a drink was the Jim Beam glaze i had on a steak in the Rose one day and thats it.

To mark this momentus occassion im heading out to the Westacres in wolverhampton with an old school friend to get so drunk that i might die from it :)

Though im not sure anymore whether i even really want to drink, guess we'll see on the night how im feeling.
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What's wrong with me? [09 Nov 2005|04:56pm]

[ mood | confused ]

My head's saying Drink! Drink!

But my body's saying Don't Do It! Don't Do It!

I'm so fecking Confused!

9 Days without any drink!


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[04 Nov 2005|09:57am]

[ mood | content ]

I would like to inform all my WKD's that i will be off the alcohol for the next 45 days at least.

It's gonna be hard and i will hit breaking point somewhere along the line, but caffeine and other substances will help me through this rough patch.

*wipes tear*


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[04 Nov 2005|08:08am]

How to reconcile the urge to get so drunk that you cant even feel anymore and the knowledge that drinking solves nothing?

Currently its this dilemma thats keeping me sober all the time..... that and driving lots.
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[26 Oct 2005|02:38pm]

[ mood | okay ]

The new Cocktails are coming along nicely: 1 shot of Vodka, 1 shot of Gin and 1 shot of Rum, topped up with Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice and Apple Juice, shaken with ice and pored in to a glass while poor lemonade into the same glass... Tis lovely and gets you rat arsed nicely :)

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[26 Oct 2005|08:09am]

havent had a drink in a week now, how depressing is that!

will have to sort that out at some point.... somehow.... damn im such a crap WKD!
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A WellKnownDrunk (think me might just abbrev. from now on to WKD - thanks rich) strikes again..... [20 Oct 2005|10:05am]

[ mood | amused ]

Last night i was a thoroughly WKD in that i drank a helluva lot of Jim Beam and coke (both black and white for variety) and interspersed it with a helping of Famous Grouse and coke, which is, as always, very very nice.

Highlights involve - ending up sitting on the floor, because it was more stable and comfy,
- attacking lots of peoples knees,
- throwing my still lit lighter across the floor
- randomly bluetoothing stuff to random people who happened to have left their connections open.
- Picking up Katie, picking up ellie, picking up both lauren and dan at the same time (who da man?!? lol).
- Perhaps one of the ultimate WKD moments was being told off by the barmaid for not leaving quick enough :D to which i replied that was spending the night there, lol.
- Girl in the silver metallic 'skirt' (belt) & her P.I.M.P boyfriend..... it was a wednesday evening ffs!!
- heading to the loos with the girls, lol.

To make things even better as a true WKD, i have no hangover today and actually feel better rested than i have all week, amazing isnt it? obviously too much blood was getting into my alcohol stream.

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You know that youre a wellknowndrunk when..... [18 Oct 2005|07:56pm]

you have to drive the new temp around in your car and to make space for her to sit down on the passenger side you have to shove 2 hipflasks and 1 canteen full of JDs under the seat with your foot, hopefully before she notices, lol.

Everyone, please follow suit with your own tales of 'you know youre a.... ' thank you,
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[13 Oct 2005|09:51am]

[ mood | blah ]

The only thing that kept me going through the rough time of being ill this week was Vodka and Toffee Flavored Hot Chocolate Mix.

But nothing beats the old Vodka and diet cock!

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[08 Oct 2005|03:02pm]

Could happily get fookin wasted right now....
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its official, alcohol cures everything :D [06 Oct 2005|09:51am]

[ mood | getting much better ]

Most of you will know that this week i have in the deadly clutches of a vicious man-cold, a cold so terrible that at times i feared for my sanity, lol.

What changed this horrible situation? What turned this frown upside down? What has let me breathe normally again and stopped me sneezing painfully and violently every few minutes? You can guess it cant you?

Of course its Jack Daniels....... mmmmmmm..... jack daniels in apple tango.... :D and of course jack daniels in blackcurrentade, lol

Just a few/several/as many as it takes, shots every night and the end result is that im on the mend and looking forward to drinking recreationally again rather than medicinally, lol.

'To alcohol, the cause of and solution to, all of lifes problems!'

Shame i cant have one here at work :(

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[04 Oct 2005|04:57pm]

I am canceling my gym membership to go to the pub!

I am a good drunkard!
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[03 Oct 2005|04:27pm]

[ mood | calm ]

I need the Vodka!

Pub anyone?

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